awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
And then he peed in my hair
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