? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
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His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
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I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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