so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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