Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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