I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
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