It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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