I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
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my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
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I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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