I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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