the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
