if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
so that wasnt chicken after all
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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