i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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