Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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