i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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