i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
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Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
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