I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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