at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
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Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
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Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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