we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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