honey bunches of taint.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
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I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
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You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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