Got a toothbrush?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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