he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
false alarm, still single
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