That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
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How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
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The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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