I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
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She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
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Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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