so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
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I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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