Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
My breasts were aching with rage.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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