She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
you didnt know i had herpes?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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