i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
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High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Why can't burritos get me drunk
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It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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