You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
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