Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
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