Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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