wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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