Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
