What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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