exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
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