he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
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We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
I smell like Dick and happiness
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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