The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
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whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
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Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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