no. you can't hotbox the world.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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