Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i wish my penis had a tongue
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
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Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
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you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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