Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
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stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
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Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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