And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
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Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
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multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
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