I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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