"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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