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(254): View more from Texas

I am coming home for anal

(254): View more from Texas

* a nap*

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.

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(517): View more from Michigan

i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.

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(602): View more from Arizona

Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way

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(208): View more from Idaho

She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state

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