Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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