I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
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I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
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I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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