My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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