i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i just wanna soil my oats bro
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
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There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
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The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
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