gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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