Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
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That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
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And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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