I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
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the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
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I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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