Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
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my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
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The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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