handjob tips. give me some.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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