Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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