Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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