This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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