i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
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It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
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Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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