My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
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people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
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She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
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