But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
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When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
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So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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