i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
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I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
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I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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